Happy Dramione and Born This Way Day!!

Wow, it has been quite a while! Sorry, but it's because I have a new-found obsession with Tumblr. Because OMGOMGOMGOMG Draco and Hermione are on Tumblr!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Which leads me to...
Happy Dramione Day, everyone! Yup, May 23rd is the official Dramione Day. Yay for forbidden love! <3
And, I could not believe my luck when I read this on Tumblr. But it is true. WATCH OUT, cuz YOUR EYES ARE GON' POP! xD
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Draco Malfoy admitted that he likes Hermione Granger! Squee!!! ::goes off and does a fangirl happy dance::
But that isn't all, folks...
Hermione Granger said that she likes him too!!! AHHHHH!!!! What a happy happy day for Dramione shippers worldwide!! Like ME!!! ::dies of happiness::

On another note, to all you Lil' Monsters out there, happy Born This Way day! :) It came out today, and I didn't even realize it. So, therefore, I haven't heard the album yet, I regret (promise, I will soon!), but my favorite songs are Judas and The Edge of Glory. Sax = so random on that one, but I like it!
I am so incredibly awed by this perfect timing. Dramione Day and Born This Way Day are on the same day. This is no coincidence, folks... This has got to be a sign from God. Am I doing something right, God? :) I sure hope so! ;)
Well, that is all. Short and sweet. Happy Days to everyone, and now I shall leave! ::goes off to moon over more Tom Felton pics and wonder how a sexy man like this can ever exist::

Oh, How I Do Love Speech...

Quite honestly, Speech is one of my favorite classes. I'm sure you'll be wondering why, since I'm always grumbling over all those stupid outlines and speeches I've had to give without feeling prepared! ;) Well, it's because of what we did last class.
First of all: YAY!!! IMPROMPTUS ARE BACK! With a vengeance, I might add. Here are my favorite lines from them that day:

Jack's speech - Rebecca Black getting death threats: "If she sits in the back seat, she'll sit on a tack! And if she sits in the front seat, she'll get hit by another car like BOOSH!"
Ian's speech - Reality TV shows: "And Snooki got punched in the face like BOOSH!"

XD LOVE LOVE LOVE that word now. In fact, Ms. Greer had to ban that word from use at all the rest of the class, because everyone would keep cracking up when they said it! Plus, my new phrase is: "What the boosh?!" :D Much more appropriate, you may notice... ;)

That wasn't the half of the fun though. The real fun came afterwards. We played a speech game! Basically, we made a circle, and someone would start a sentence with a word. Then, we would go around the circle, adding words to make a sentence. But here is the catch! Each person afterwards has to repeat all the other words before theirs. It turned out to be quite hilarious! Here are the best sentences we came up with (actually the first and the last ones!):

• Bloody Mary what the boosh went to a velociraptor party to party all eternity hard while eating cake with pancakes.

You see where I got my WTB from? :P

• Maliciously, I stabbed unicorns fatally with Rebecca Black yelling at me, "Friday is a day of morbidly obese people!"

Or, if you prefer the alternate version (thanks to Rebecca G. for this one!):

• "Maliciously, I stabbed Rebecca Black."

xD Sigh, just gotta love speech! Can't wait for tomorrow's class...
And by the way, I FINALLY finished writing (or rather, rewriting) my Judas Dramione parody! I feel very accomplished. Now, to sleep! :)

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Today's blog post is related to everything funny. Hence the title.
First: wonderful random quotes from Jack! xP

1. "I can't write ampersands, so whenever I try to, it looks like I'm having spasms on the paper."
2. "I like sonic booms. They sound tasty."

Sigh.. Oh Jack, how we do love your randomness. It certainly offers comic relief from the endless number of boring worksheets we do in biology! :)

Second: In speech, we're doing parody speeches for our ACPs. What I have in mind right now is parodying "Judas" by Lady Gaga. I even started writing it out! And guess what I made it into...
It's a Dramione Judas parody! ^.^ Combining my two most favorite things in the world. What could ever be better than that?! <3

Third: On that note of parodies, I've decided to share with you my two favorite parodies EVER. They are both parodying the song "Tik Tok" by - who else? - Ke$ha! This first one is an Indian parody, and I just love it so much. Because it's so true to my life! (well, the grades part, that is ;) ) And plus, who wouldn't love it? It's hilarious!!
Tik Tok Parody - Indian Stereotypes

My second favorite (not in order, that is) is this one by the Key of Awe$ome. They make the best parody music videos out there. I am not kidding! This is the first parody video I ever saw, and I guarantee you will laugh out loud. Definitely :D Watch it and see!!!
Tik Tok Parody - Glitter Puke: Key of Awe$ome

OMFG HARRY POTTER INSANENESS (yes, I know that is not a word :D)

God, I freaking love Tumblr. Best. Site. Ever. I am addicted to it!
Well, I found this amazing (hmm, I use that word a lot on here) Harry Potter illustration set! By a certain Lucy Knisley (yes, it IS Knisley, not Kinsley). Here is the link to all things Lucy Knisley on Tumblr:

Lucy Knisley Tagged

OMG!!!! SHE PUT THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX UP ALREADY?!??! WHAT THE FRICK LEMME SEE!!!!!!!
Heehee. You see, those illustrations are masterpieces. No wonder they're being sold! For money!!
Gosh, I am just in awe. ::sighs happily and goes off to look at more Tumblr awesomenity::

OMG!

Squee! I just found the most amazingly cute picture EVER on Tumblr!! (If you haven't been, GO! You could spend a whole day on there. Seriously. It is amazing.)

James Potter's Poem

Sniff sniff! I love it. Poor James, but he did get her in the end! :) I wonder what went through Lily's head when she saw this. Sigh... L/J are so cute. They are really the best for fluffy fanfic. Now, Dramione is a whole other matter... :D

But of course, I can't post this post without posting something about Dramione! :P So here is your daily dose of Dramione. A definition of Draco Malfoy, directly from Urban Dictionary. (Love that place :D)

Draco Malfoy
The most loveable bastard in English literature. Nuff said.
Here's the equation: Draco Malfoy = HOT

Sigh... how can I not agree? Teehee. ::goes off into a reverie about Draco Malfoy's sexiness::

Bin Laden is Dead

I'm sure you've heard by now that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Well, you know, the funny thing is, I didn't even know he was still alive till yesterday, when the news got out! :D
Okay, let me explain. What I meant is, I never really paid much attention to Bin Laden and al-Qaida in general. Until I got a text from my friend, I didn't realize that now Bin Laden was killed. Basically what happened was:

1. She texts me. I think, "Hm, really? I thought it was old news..."
2. I Google News it on the iPad. I find an article from 2 minutes ago that says "Osama Bin Laden is Dead". I say, "Whoa! What?!"
3. I call my dad over, and he turns the TV on. And the news is all over every single news channel. CNN, FOX, MSNBC. And all the other ones too.
4. We sit there for 30 mins waiting for President Obama to make his official statement.
5. Obama makes his statement. In my opinion, it was a pretty good one too. Clear, concise, and diplomatic. Just the facts, just how they should be. And I found it pretty entertaining too. Idk why. Lolz.

So, yeah. That's pretty much what happened last night. Then today, there is this picture all over the news. It's really intriguing, wondering what is going through these peoples' heads. Especially Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. I mean, look at her face! And then, look at President Obama's expression.
That is pretty scary.
That must have been some pretty intense stuff happening in there.

And, finally, some humor on this situation. I was reading a news article, and I looked through the comments people posted under it. Some genius posted something along the lines of this:

         Donald Trump's reaction to Bin Laden's death: 'Let me see the death certificate in long form.'

Me after reading that: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I love that comment right there!! If it was on Facebook, and if I had a FB, I would have liked it a bajillion times. Seriously.